It's Friday. Sex?
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
His nipple licking is glorious
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