I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
my being single is dangerous.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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