I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Randomize
