the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Randomize
