U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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