Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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