Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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