Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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