so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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