btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
you had me at cake vodka
I wish there were birth control emojis
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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