AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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