Buhtt sex?
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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