I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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