Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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