I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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