Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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