with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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