OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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