No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Randomize
