My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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