We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
My hand turned me down
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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