dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
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