normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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