She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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