Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
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