i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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