That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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