he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
