For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
sarcasm needs its own font
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
My penis needs a shock collar
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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