Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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