i think i have herpe
just one?
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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