for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
she smelled like a LAN party
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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