Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Boobs speak an international language.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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