the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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