Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
are you so shy because you have an std?
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
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