This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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