I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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