had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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