I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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