It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
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