My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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