idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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