so explain again why im purple
no
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I want a musical about memes.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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