The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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