Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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