yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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