My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
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