sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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