Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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