did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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