you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
Need sex. Gaining weight.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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