Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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