What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Randomize
