My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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